Robin Sherbatsky: How do you do this Ted? How do you sit out here all night, in the cold, and still have faith that your pumpkin’s going to show up?
Ted Moseby: Well, I’m pretty drunk. Look I know the odds are, the love of my life isn’t going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning. But it just seems as nice a spot as any to just … you know, sit and wait
How I Met Your Mother (Season 1, Episode 6)